Lawn care, at first glance, seems pretty straightforward. Mow, water, apply various bagged items, and take the time to frolic playfully on your fancypants expanse of greenery.
But after owning a lawn for any period of time, most of us start to ponder the deeper questions surrounding lawn. Questions like, “dang, why does my water bill double every summer?” and “why does the pull-cord on my mower have to be such a pain?” and, “geez, where are all the birds and bugs around this joint?”. Issues like these are enough to harsh anyone’s lawn mellow.
The standard rallying cry in response to this is “ditch your lawn!”. While minimizing and replacing your standard American lawn with front yard food or native plants is an awesome goal, it can be an expensive and time-consuming task to tackle all in one go.
Is there an alternative to the American lawn that doesn’t involve outright removal? I’d offer an emphatic yes. Here are six ways to hack your lawn care routine and have an alternative lawn, without ripping it out:
Skip the blue pelletized big-agribusiness lawn fertilizers and scatter some clover seeds instead
According to Sue Sweeney, old-fashioned lawns used to have about 1/3 white Dutch clover added to the seeding mix, because clover is a nitrogen-fixer – it adds nitrogen to the soil just by growing there. Since nitrogen’s in charge of the green growth side of things, clover’s a perfect lawn companion.
What you should know: clover’s slippery to run on, so it’s not good for too many racings-about, and since clover is also great for attracting pollinators like honeybees and your local native bees, if anyone in your home has a bee allergy of some kind it might not be the best.
But to me, it seems like one of the simplest ways to reduce your footprint and bring life to your lawn.
Vegetarians: quit feeding animals to your plants
While organic fertilizers are the best choice for our gardens (they’re slow-release and nourish the worms and beneficial microbes in the soil), unfortunately the blood meal, bone meal, feather meal, and fish meal are made of exactly the ingredients they sound like. They’re waste products from meat operations. Even as a meat-eater, I try to buy from small, organic local farms that raise pastured animals, and I’m not convinced there is a fertilizer option that supports that. So how can you give your lawn a boost without sacrificing your values?
Try these animal-friendly options:
Alfalfa meal has nitrogen, potassium and phosphorus, plus a natural growth stimulant called triacontanol that gives plants some superpower growing mojo.
Kelp meal is high in micronutrients and has both gibberellins and auxins, more of those natural growth hormones that plants make for themselves.
Compost is low in nutrients but encourages all the beneficial microbes and worms to do their thing and produce natural fertilizers. So it’s great for helping your lawn become more self-reliant. And even if you opt for a normal organic fertilizer, find an OMRI-listed one, which has organic and non-GMO ingredients.
Learn more about making your own veganic fertilizers here.
Grow your own on your lawn
As countless people in my hippie-town have found, growing food on your lawn is pretty dang easy. You construct a raised bed on your lawn (8″ or taller), put some cardboard down at the bottom of it to keep the lawn from growing up through, fill with soil and plant!
Keep in mind that if you have some lawn around it, you’ll want to leave easy mowing access on all sides. But this is one of the easiest ways to make your lawn a place you visit and use and not just a dead zone of green monoculture.
(Read The Edible Front Yard for tips on making this pretty rather than farm-like. The photo shown is from her book, illustrating a hellstrip planting with an industrial-cool corrugated metal raised bed.)
Ditch the corded electric mower and the retro-style push mowers
And while the ones with batteries sound good in theory, my landscaper friends scoff at their performance, and the eco-peeps say the (mostly lead) batteries they use are pretty harsh on the environment.
Then those old-style push mowers came into fashion. Which is cool, except they’re heavy and don’t work that well unlike generic Cialis. I have a friend who bought a push mower, lasted about three rounds with it, and hired a lawn service. And she works out!
That’s why my latest love is the Fiskars Momentum Mower – kind of a new-skool take on the push mower that solves the issues the old ones had. It’s been one of the top-selling mowers on Amazon for some time, and has gotten incredible reviews. (I love mine!) I tested it out on a few stunt lawns, and in my opinion it’s far and away the best option out there.
Have a green lawn without watering much
Have you ever noticed that when you don’t water the lawn, the only thing that stays green are the weeds? Well, why not take advantage of the fact that some other types of plants can co-mingle with your lawn and stay green with less juice?
Wooly thyme, blue star creeper (in shade), Roman chamomile, dwarf yarrow, and English daisy (shown) are all things that can be seeded or planted in your lawn come fall (plant or seed with some compost and time it with the first fall and winter rains) so that next summer, your low-water lawn has some color and scent to enjoy.
Dodge the lawn peer-pressure thing
If you have ditched your lawn, my local friend-in-the-dirt Donna Wildearth came up with a clever prop to sidestep the haters. Just plant up a cool little pot of grass and set it within your landscaping.
Anyone wondering why you don’t have a lawn can be deftly reassured that indeed, lawn is a vital part of your design scheme (and hey, a small patch like that is a lot easier to maintain!).
(Thanks to Donna for letting me show off her bit of lawn!)
Photo credits: clover by steve p2008 on Flickr, front yard raised bed by Ivette Soler from her book The Edible Front Yard (copyright Ivette Soler and courtesy Timber Press), English daisy by Hobbs and Hopkins.